i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
