hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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