I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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