Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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