ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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