dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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