All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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