i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she told me i tasted like america
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize