Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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