One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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