If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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