Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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