Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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