I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
This is my gift to your gina
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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