names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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