Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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