If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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