Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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