Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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