i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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