So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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