So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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