My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
don't judge my taste in strippers
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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