Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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