you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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