lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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