So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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