Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
