Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
So apparently I’m into choking now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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