If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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