dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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