I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
