Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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