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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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