The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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