i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
