Heybabeimwearingurpanties
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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