he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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