He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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