so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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