There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I bet he comes in French.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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