We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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