I love black thongs
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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