She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize