last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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