I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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