I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I touched a dick in church today
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
