College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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