We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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