What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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