I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just high enough for therapy.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize