Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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