If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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