p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm having to shit out rocks
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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